stinkyluvin

meet brad.

2010-06-19T12:05:00.000-07:00

bradjc70, to be precise. i encountered brad on youtube. he's an avid supporter of self-proclaimed domestic terrorist charles dyer, aka july4patriot.

and i've gotten under brad's skin.

brad has embarked on a quest to discover my true identity. this has been attempted before, as you can see by the stinky links in my sidebar. it seems to start the same way everytime, with a google search of "KEvron san francisco", which produces the same unfortunate results everytime. as a result of his hard werk, brad is convinced that he's solved the riddle; as he said in a pm to me:

[snip]: "I know what I'm doing and I will, with some dead time and patience (the latter I have in abundance) eventually present you your ass on a tray, sparing you the focus of friend's and colleague's 'annoyed looks' and 'short answers'.
On the flipside, as I've said, you could just own it and be done with it."

own it, indeed!

emboldened by his revelations about "me", brad has created a parody youtube account in "my" honor. i'm not sure what the point of this account is, but i assume it's meant to intimidate me with all the personal information about me that brad has compiled. of course, all the while, i've been chiding brad for his efforts, especially about his frequent visits to stinkyluvin. you see, sitemeter has revealed to me that, for a few weeks now, brad has been googling my name, clicking the myriad results, and finding his way back to my blog via those links (sitemeter reveals the referral url's). tilt that windmill, nutjob!

now, i could simply set brad straight - tell him the truth about KEvron, tell him the truth about the truth about KEvron - but where's the fun in that? better to sit back and enjoy his fool's errand. besides, brad is convinced that he's onto me, so i don't think anything i say will discourage him. and that's a good thing!

so, here's to you, brad. enjoy your folly, but think twice before acting on any of your discoveries; you wouldn't want to implicate an innocent third party, would you, you reckless jackass? lol!

are all teabaggers racists?

2010-04-17T21:37:00.000-07:00

i prefer to err on the side of caution.

i left this comment over at youtube, on one of drunken bob's hackneyed rants:

KEvronius @DUGLESSM
"I bet u wont find 1"
that's because drunken bob didn't get really angry until a black democrat became president.

to which LibsMakeGr8Sanbags responded:

@KEvronius Still using that race card?

just out of curiosity, i did a quick check of his recent comments (everybody know how to do that yet?). seems that, just minutes before responding to me, he had left this one-word comment on a different thread:

niggers......

and just minutes after responding to me, he left this comment on yet another thread:

Damn people are ignorant.

Roland wants it to be a "slavery" issue. It makes him more money, ala Al Sharpton.

You know what? I wish we never brought those fuckers here, we should have picked our own cotton and leave them in the jungle

yeah, and i play the race card....

blatant symbol of racism....

2010-02-15T02:01:00.000-08:00

or just woefully poor judgement?

the a.r.m. nutters say it's just a coincidence that their symbol....

appears to be comprised of a celtic cross....

and a raised fist....

in their defence, it is quite possible that they have been living in a cave. more likely, however, is that they think we're as stupid as they are.

it's the worst system there is.....

2010-02-05T14:30:00.000-08:00

except for all the others.

just concluded jury duty. hung jury, eleven to one, and i couldn't be any prouder of we twelve.

worst. google search. ever.

2009-11-18T21:24:00.001-08:00

found this gem in my sitemeter refs. yeah, that's how google works, genius; you ask it a question, it spits out an answer. sheesh.

adrian macnair is....

2009-10-31T21:49:00.000-07:00

an admitted liar.

rumor has it that adrian is also an admitted supporter of the taliban.

is this rock and roll?!

2009-10-05T21:36:00.001-07:00

bet yer ass, it is.

mean jean to birfer:

2009-09-09T16:15:00.000-07:00

"i agree with you, but the courts don't."

stay classy, jean!

wingnuts, regarding this coming tuesday:

2009-09-06T22:43:00.000-07:00

absenteeism results in reduced federal funding for your school district. the wingnuttier your distict, the greater the reduction.

stay home in droves, red states! let blue have the windfall.

jonathan narvey: racist douchebag.

2009-08-06T23:05:00.000-07:00

sue me, l'il jon.

between s'mores and ghost stories.

2009-08-06T08:53:00.000-07:00

let me make one thing perfectly clear to you, birfers:

2009-07-26T17:52:00.000-07:00

i don't want this snipe hunt to ever end!

please, give me another seven and a half years of this. please! you have no idea how much fun this is for me. watching you guys get behind that matchbook lawyer, and that dour, disgrace-to-the-uniform of a client of hers, is endless entertainment. i do hope you're all donating to orly; her client is certainly in no position to fund her quixotic efforts. he's counting on her (while trying desperately to dismiss any notions of buyer's remorse) to rescue him from the hole they dug together. are you going to let that american patriot go down the drains, tethered to that tasteless twit, without first putting up a good fight?! if you truly believe maj kook has a good case, if you truly believe in that baltimore hon's ability to rescue our imperiled hero, then you should give everything you can to support them. it's your duty as a patriot, as a defender of the constitution.

donate to orly. she's counting on you. her client is counting on you. the constitution is counting on you.

meet my new birfer buddy,

2009-07-24T11:04:00.000-07:00

assranger2.

i pissed him off on this youtube thread, so he threatened to take my head from me. after laughing at him, he publicly demanded my address (do a word search on that page for "name and address please"). he also sent me this personal message (emphasis mine, poor typing skills his):

"If it's the last thing I do, I'm gonna find you!If I have to gio to everyone that knows you on UT and offer money to find /o who you are and where I can find you,I will.Nobody talks to me in that manner.I'm gonna teach you a little something about respect,son.And, then we'll see who's running their fucking mouth when you and ol'gunny meet face to face.Lol, if you knew how many ppl I've killed in combat, you'd shit your pant's...lol!"

i sent him a message telling him where and how to find me. his response:

"Well, I have to work for a living, but your welcome to come to Topeka Kansas anytime and I will be glad to fuck your world up, Nigger!"

so much for "i'm gonna find you....i will!"

what a blowhard. all that tough talk, just to back down when i take him up on his offer. i didn't ask for his address, he asked for mine, and when i gave it to him, he suddenly changed his tune.

and so much for "nobody talks to me in that manner." i do, and will, and you'll like it, assranger2.

i almost forgot to include this follow-up message from him:

"Hey, you loud mouth fucking pussy!I'm the one that invited you here first,because your the one that started running his big fucking mouth first.I wouldn't be caught dead in Frisco you fucking faggot.Now, man up and get on a plane and head for Topeka Kansas you piece of shit fucking coward!"

yeah, that explains the demand for my address. sheesh. you disgust me. you're probably used to that reaction from people by now.

donate to orly, birfers.

antonia zerbisias's got nuthin' on code pink!

2009-04-30T20:43:00.000-07:00

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now, before anyone goes off half-cocked....

"raphael alexander"....

2009-04-23T20:10:00.000-07:00

is a miserable, vindictive cunt.

fafblog is back!

2009-04-19T22:56:00.000-07:00

i just noticed.

tech cu.

2009-04-01T12:42:00.000-07:00

technology credit union. or, as i call them, tech cunts. paid off my loan to them ten months ago, and i still have no dmv title to show for it. everytime i call them, they assure me that they are, just now, electronically releasing the title to the dmv. and here i wait, without the title.

liars and thieves. you've been warned.

wonderful!

2009-01-27T22:15:00.000-08:00

at long last,

2009-01-20T15:16:00.000-08:00

i have a new avatar.

is it safe?

2008-11-11T19:40:00.000-08:00

funny how courage is found once the ban has gone up.

we in cali are concerned about the quality of life of our fellows.

2008-11-05T16:12:00.000-08:00

we saw oppression and cruelty, and we said "no, sir! not in my state! we don't deny rights, we secure them!" yes, we answered the call of democracy.

so never again may anyone treat your breakfast as less than human. well fucking done, cali.

assholes.

really, if you haven't made up your mind by now,

2008-10-31T17:08:00.001-07:00

don't even bother. you clearly aren't qualified to participate.

scott a. ross can be reached at scottaross@hotmail.com.

2008-10-29T11:28:00.000-07:00

again, that's scott a. ross at scottaross@hotmail.com

he often goes by thescottross.

heh!

after obama gets elected....

2008-10-27T18:36:00.000-07:00

there're going to be a lot more white people behind bars, i think.

richard a. viguerie is an obfuscating dickead defeatist.

2008-10-02T15:34:00.000-07:00

don't take my word for it.

set him straight, keith.

adnan oktar blows harun yahya.

2008-09-18T10:41:00.000-07:00

get on the turkish ban caravan!

guilty as charged.

2008-09-10T16:23:00.000-07:00

"In the meantime, have fun smearing, trashing and maliciously excoriating one another — all that wonderfully 'fun' stuff that 'citizen journalists' delight in…"

in my defense, i do have style.

seems i'm locked out of my own blog.

2008-08-01T17:31:00.001-07:00

what a loss....

update: sitemeter was the culprit, all right. was causing ie to get an error. get it off your blogs until they get it fixed.

more here.

more: read up on the problem a bit: if you remove the <div> tags around the sitemeter script, as i've just done, you'll eliminate the problem.

meta-meme.

2008-06-22T00:30:00.000-07:00

"Can you please expand on the idea your propose that putting something in blockquotes that does not appear at the linked item is a fair thing to do.[sic]"
vanderleun 06.17.08 - 12:16 am

the refresher and the update.

"godwin's law", my arse!

2008-06-03T11:43:00.000-07:00

KEvron's law: "as an internet discussion grows longer, the probability of x approaches one."

i'm a wizard.

m is for the many things....

2008-05-11T17:15:00.000-07:00

Say firmly:
"We will not have great questions decided by irrelevant agencies,
Our husbands will not come to us, reeking with carnage, for caresses and applause.
Our sons shall not be taken from us to unlearn
All that we have been able to teach them of charity, mercy and patience.
We, the women of one country, will be too tender of those of another country
To allow our sons to be trained to injure theirs."

excerpt from "the mother's day proclaimation" by julia ward howe

far out.

2008-04-26T23:58:00.000-07:00

"zilch".

wandering through youtube.

2008-04-23T23:01:00.000-07:00

i lose myself there sometimes. and that's when i make wonderful discoveries.

i love the beatles. and i love a good cover (industry jargon for an original work performed by a different artist). my all-time favorite beatles song is "hide your love away". it's one of the first songs i learned to play on the guitar. so imagine my delight when i discovered this gem by british folksters, the silkie. the silkie where managed by brian epstein, and john, paul and george lent there efforts in the production of this number. i'd always wondered why the beatles had neglected to add any vocal harmonies to the song, and now i know why: they'd left them in the capable hands of the silkie.

and so, without further ado....

oh, fer crying out loud.

2008-03-04T17:49:00.000-08:00

i've seen these "tag" thingies on the 'nets and i've always thought i was immune, but pretty shaved ape managed to slip me a dose, despite all the precautions. i'll go ahead and start with....

number one: i'm a stick in the mud. the folks at "the hot tub" can testify to this.

number two: i make "number two" jokes more often than i make number two.

number three: a few years back, during an extended leave from work, i devised a nifty pendulum clock entirely out of lego elements.

number four: in case number three didn't give you a clue, i'm an afol.

number five: i'm the fifth of six. i've got two - count 'em, TWO - generations between me and my folks. dad was agnostic, mom's a roman catholic. irish roman catholic.

and so were we raised.

mom's a feisty octogenarian, dad passed twenty years ago. cancer. everywhere. he was memorialized by the cal state assembly and canonized by the six children on whom he had so demonstratively doted.

number six: i play an ernie ball stingray four-string bass, which is waaaay more axe than i'll ever be able to use.

that was painless. now, upon whom shall i wipe this boogar? ah!

twatrick rosshole
rachel marsden (although i don't think there are six things about her we don't already know)
nambla (sorry, richard evans; no link provided)
gene ray
canadian cynic (i can use the seven-fifty)
google

hey, flying monkeys?

2008-02-17T15:00:00.000-08:00

how do you like them apples?!

masks off! a prank's not complete until you've come clean. kate was good enough to do so in her knee-slappingly funny prank on kinsella, so i'll do the same. i slipped kate a mickey in the form of an acrostic. juvenile, i know, but at least no jews had to die for the punchline to work....

oh, what the hell.

2008-02-14T22:12:00.000-08:00

scratch a cynic, find a romantic.

sitemeter urges me bid welcome....

2008-01-22T20:08:00.000-08:00

....to the flying monkeys.

update: seems quite a few of the flying monkeys are interested in the kevronambla link in my sidebar. it's always straight to the gutter with you guys, eh? lol!

sitemeter tells me....

2007-12-29T22:58:00.000-08:00

that the govt of the province of ontario has been scouting my blog.

sorry, fellas; i'm yankee through and through.

"what would you rather be....?"

2007-12-17T17:01:00.000-08:00

i caught the extras finale last night. just.... brilliant.

more, please, gentlemen. please.

liar! an update.

2007-12-06T17:08:00.000-08:00

more heh.

remember my sept. 16 post about the photoshopped code pink banner? of course, you do. a week later, the folks at sadly, no! got in on the fun (part 1 and part 1.5). the sadly,no! folks encountered some jackass named snooper, who made this wild claim:

Dear ass hole…I was there in DC with the Gathering of Eagles and Vets For Freedom. I saw the damn thing myself.

Try again ass hole.

well, as we all know, the image in question was photoshopped, so snooper never saw any such banner at the demonstration.

snoop, you weren't anywhere near that demonstration. admit it: you lied about being there so you could impress your internets conservo-pals. and i gotta assume your military service is a fabrication, too.

how do you live with yourself? however you manage it, i'm sure it involves lying to yourself....

tony phyrillas?

2007-11-17T19:14:00.000-08:00

who's he?

okay, i botched it.

2007-11-11T03:08:00.000-08:00

i did a lousy job of making my case, so here goes again:

red tory wrote a post about andrew meyer's apology in the aftermath of his ordeal at uf. in the comments, ti-guys said "i still don't think he should have been tased. i've developed a really hardened attitude to those things lately." then rt said "I’m not very enthusiastic about tasers by any means." snerd pondered "Why wasn't this guy just allowed to rant on, with necessary security standing by 'in case' he escalated beyond being verbal?.... Where would the harm in that be?" counter-coulter, however, said "i'm with canadian cynic on this one. if your beligerent and combative with security and they warn you're about to be tazed...then don't be surprized if they do." and later: "i don't disagree with the idea that the police are using them as a crutch and, sometimes, as an intimidation tool."

got it? four commentors, with three condemning and one condoning but with reservations.

enter dr dawg:

"Amazing. A guy raises a question at a campus meeting, and the fellow in stage says he'll answwer the question. So the fellow at the mike went over his time. And that, according to some people here, means he should be brutalized by five cops, tortured with a high-tech cattle-prod, and stuck in jail."

yes, amazing. even more amazing is that no people there had accorded any such notion. for starters, not only does dawg's account fail to reflect anyone else's, it doesn't even reflect actual events. then there's the fact that, of the four people who had commented prior to dawg's bullshit observation, only one person thought the action was warranted. but "some people" casts a wider net, which brings me to my point:

i believe the dr to be a fraud. he's a poser.

follow me here: he constructs a straw man in the form of an accusation founded on a false account, then proceeds to provoke with it those who ostensibly would be his fellows. what's the point in that? i see only the one i've stated (well, two actually, the second being the fulfillment of his own stereotypes).

so there it is. add in his trite hyperbole and his painful lack of wit, and i come up with a fraud. it's not like i haven't witnessed internet hijinks before; sock-puppetry, concern trolls, posers. remember "leftwinger" from the franken blog ("my friends say i'm the most liberal person they know! lol!")? he quickly proved to be anything but, but he never dropped the ruse (a level of commitment matched only by the disturbing degree of his paasive aggressive personality disorder). then there's werner "zuzu" patels and his dalliances into various political identities. or "biff", who's got more socket puppets than sheri lewis. and more psychosis, too. decide for yourselves, not that any of this really matters. it's just the internets, after all. no real consequences in any of it. my only regret in this is that, in initially botching my case (and, consequently, creating an unreceptive audience), i've played right into to ruse by taking on the roll of cassandra.

you'd think i'd have learned by now....

crow a la carte: so, on further consideration, it's more likely that the dr isn't a poser, just a jackass. but, then, who isn't? *wink!*

i withdraw the charge without apology.

billy club:

2007-11-09T03:04:00.000-08:00

bruising, bleeding, fractures, breaks, labored breathing and pain. can cause death.

choke hold:

bruising, bleeding, fractures, breaks, labored breathing and pain. can cause death.

mace:

inflamation and swelling, blinded vision, labored breathing and pain. can cause death.

taser:

loss of motor function control and pain. can cause death

if it's islam you oppose,

2007-09-26T16:35:00.000-07:00

why add "fascist"?

if it's fascism you oppose,

2007-09-22T12:29:00.000-07:00

why add "islamo"?

i'm in complete agreement with code pink.

2007-09-16T14:12:00.000-07:00

heh. some jackass at the-two-malcontents.com created that wretched graphic, and it seems more than a few frighties have allowed themselves to be fooled by it (don't ignore the words "photo-illustration" up there in the top left corner, dumdums). i love rick moran's flimsy excuse:

"Then again, what does it say about Code Pink that I saw no reason why they couldn’t have marched down the street with such a sign? Seemed real to me...."

yes, rick, your own egregious error, the result of your knee-jerk mentality and narrow perspective, is a fair indictment of code pink. got it....

....i'll be invoking this same bit of illogic while i'm tearing you a cyber new one.

WARNING: don't click on goat's "readers'" links. something's fishy about a few of them. avoid any links on his blog, for that matter; his derangement has rendered him quite vindictive.

goat's been trying to pass it off to his "readers" (i get the feeling some of his "readership" live in his head) as genuine.

extra! goat has since removed the image, and posted his own flimsy excuse. i'm guessing he read the exposure of his error/lie which i'd posted elsewhere (mighta been radarsite. don't remember, don't care).

bonus! cache! (update: don't bother; not there anymore)

d'oh! another knucklehead realizes his blunder!

the next day: goat farts back. which led me to heidianne's blog (had to google it; her link is for some retailer, but i'd seen big girl pants blog before, so i figgered a simple google would find her for me), which led me to don's blog, which led me to create a new game!

later that night: oh! the irony!

god help me, i love fuckin' with some frighties....

it's sep 11, 2007.

2007-09-11T16:27:00.000-07:00

happy new year.

support the troops.

2007-07-27T17:04:00.000-07:00

scooter.

2007-07-03T15:56:00.000-07:00

not poor enough, not retarded enough....

it was sixty years ago today (or thereabouts)....

2007-06-05T21:37:00.000-07:00

sgt. pepper taught big daddy how to play.

sitemeter is my conscience.

2007-06-01T15:55:00.000-07:00

apologies to all my friends who continue to stop by, despite my recent withdrawal. my blog mojo seems to wax and wane at it's own capricious will.

i'm in a funk.

i'll get out of it. i always do. joined a musical group recently (a folksy, bluesy accoustic outfit. i'm playing bass, and guitar on one or two numbers, depending on my mood. covers and originals, with the modest goal of coffeehouse venues), hoping that'll help to drive away the ennui. i'll keep you posted on our progress. and i'll try to get back to making my rounds soon. keep an eye out....

hey....

2007-05-15T16:09:00.000-07:00

did you hear about the dumb bigot?

when fire met steel.

2007-04-29T22:03:00.000-07:00

what say you now, transistorgod? dumb ass....

"I thought Dems were pro-choice? yet they want to take away the soldier's choice to serve in Iraq"

2007-04-22T01:45:00.000-07:00

amy is dumber'n a sack of hammers. dumb hammers....

on "imus":

2007-04-15T00:22:00.000-07:00

i blame the media....

poo-tee-weet.

2007-04-12T15:14:00.000-07:00

kurt vonnegut
nov 11, 1922 - apr 11, 2007

when i was a kid....

2007-04-10T18:43:00.000-07:00

captions, please.

2007-04-02T22:31:00.000-07:00

it's apr 1, 2007.

2007-04-01T02:14:00.000-07:00

happy april fool's day....

"fiat absurditas."

2007-03-31T10:40:00.000-07:00

what's the silliest story in genesis?

"the four word film review"

2007-03-29T23:26:00.000-07:00

right up my alley.

it's mar 19, 2007.

2007-03-19T18:16:00.000-07:00

merry christmas.

erin,

2007-03-17T12:19:00.000-07:00

go home.

"legal threats"

2007-03-12T16:31:00.000-07:00

oh, man! i wish i worked for somethingawful.com....

word of the day: "rashomon"

2007-03-06T16:25:00.000-08:00

it's japanese for "patsy" ....

this post is a threat to the chimp.

2007-03-02T15:29:00.000-08:00

i dare you to do something about it....

what the....?

2007-02-19T19:58:00.000-08:00

i hadn't visited my email account in so long, they closed my account!

stoopid hotmail....

so long, afb.

2007-02-14T22:58:00.000-08:00

hello, senator franken!

lincoln, lincoln, i been thinkin'

2007-02-12T16:27:00.000-08:00

what the hell have you been drinkin'?!

is it water? is it wine?
oh my god! it's turpentine!

take it from me, rt....

2007-01-29T16:26:00.000-08:00

they haven't even begun to call you names!

"everybody get's the day off today and nobody even bothered to thank me. "

2007-01-15T09:15:00.000-08:00

- chris rock, channeling james earl ray.

we found him alone and in a hole in the ground.

2007-01-13T17:23:00.000-08:00

my mind just keeps coming back to this....

go crazy with the clicker.

2007-01-07T02:09:00.000-08:00

it's good for the soul.

"moqtada! moqtada! moqtada!"

2007-01-02T17:12:00.000-08:00

which, of course, is iraqi for "next"....

it's jan. 1, 2007.

2007-01-01T18:55:00.000-08:00

merry christmas.

huh.... i'm an atheist and a christian.

2006-12-30T19:18:00.000-08:00

the notions that do occur from out of the blue....

this blog needs an "amy" thread.

2006-12-30T15:32:00.000-08:00

amy feeds the sand crabs

props to noi for inspiring the caption.

the hero took a fall.

2006-12-27T19:16:00.000-08:00

remember, also, oliver "billy" sipple.

"say it loud!"

2006-12-27T13:44:00.000-08:00

james brown
may 3, 1933 - dec 25, 2006

it's dec. 25, 2006.

2006-12-25T11:57:00.000-08:00

happy holidays.

eggnog, shmeggnog.

2006-12-22T20:55:00.000-08:00

now that's what i call "tradition"!

unconstitutional?

2006-12-15T19:41:00.000-08:00

unconscionable.

eureka!

2006-12-13T20:55:00.000-08:00

i've been looking for a recording of this song for a while. seems it's only available on some "new wave hits #eleventymillionandsix" compilation. not really a new wave outfit, as they go back to '76 and have their roots in punk/ska.

the story of a shiftless but amiable cad who brags of freeloading off his gainfully employed girlfriend, with it's lean verses and soaring chorus, it's the members' "working girl".

hope you enjoy!

day two.

2006-12-10T10:19:00.000-08:00

coping measures:

1. puzzle books.
2. trolling.
3. coffee, coffee, coffee.

this time, for sure.

2006-12-09T09:44:00.000-08:00

wish me luck.

"....of cabbages and kings"

2006-12-04T17:05:00.000-08:00

get a job.

meanwhile, in caracas....

2006-12-03T21:28:00.000-08:00

mandate.

augusto pinochet ugarte is dead.

2006-12-03T17:34:00.000-08:00

in other news, francisco franco is still dead.

update: pinochet has not died. we'll keep you posted on his and franco's conditions....

support kills.

2006-11-28T20:34:00.000-08:00

there, i've said it.

a year of blogging ain't nuthin.

2006-11-26T15:47:00.000-08:00

it's when i've gone a year without blogging that i can brag....

as seen on er's blog.

2006-11-24T12:18:00.001-08:00

hattip to trixie.

the x-mas shopping season is upon us.

2006-11-24T12:10:00.000-08:00

who will fire the first shot in the gwox?

the truth about "truth about....".

2006-11-21T19:40:00.000-08:00

pull up a chair....

(note: the quoted text, highlighted in my first two comments, is from a comment that had been directed at me in another thread. at the time of my original drafting of this post, i neglected to include a link to that comment, and the memory of it's origin has since escaped me. maybe on this blog, maybe another. google was no help.)

"that is all."

2006-11-21T16:13:00.000-08:00

robert altman
feb 20, 1925 - nov 20, 2006

back from the laundromat empty-handed.

2006-11-19T16:44:00.000-08:00

some dirty motherfucker stole my clothes!

the latest stinky link:

2006-11-19T15:59:00.000-08:00

snerd gronk.

consarn you and your clones, 'doc!

2006-11-17T19:35:00.000-08:00

another "not me".

encountered a glitch in trying to navigate to his web page, so i have no idea what might be posted there.

if i had a nickle for every wanna-be....

oj simpson:

2006-11-16T16:25:00.000-08:00

"if i had it to do all over again...."

we're number three!

2006-11-14T19:55:00.000-08:00

we only smell like number two.

update: looks like we've slipped in rank a bit. she's a fickle lady, the search engine result....

once again,

2006-11-12T01:04:00.000-08:00

alec baldwin killed on snl!

baldwin (as tony bennett): "that's two halves of a hoot!"